National "Embrace The Lame" Day
Today is National "Embrace the Lame" Day. This Blogger created Embrace the Lame Day (henceforth known as ETL) when he found himself contemplating his words in order to sound "cool" when blogging. Therefore he declared April 28th should be an annual day for us to all remember that as cool as we all think we are, there's a little bit of lame in everyone. Not only should we acknowledge our lameness, we should embrace it! Because chances are, there's someone out there who's even lamer than you.So here is my official 2006 ETL List:
-I spend a minimum of 2.7 hours a week playing those orbitz games that pop up when you go to espn.com
-I still have a crush on Denise Huxtable
-As much as I like to think I have an eclectic taste in music, whenever Kelly Clarkson comes on the radio, the windows go down, the radio goes up, and i scream along. But it gets worse. I also own both of her CDs, and there's a chance that when she comes to concert in Chicago this summer, I'll adopt a 14 year old girl so I have someone to go the the concert with.
-The above statement also applies to Journey, except replace the 14 year old girl with a 42 year old man.
-When I'm feeling lazy, and there's really nothing on TV, I usually end up watching horrible reality TV on MTV. Let's hear it for Laguna Beach! What, nobody? How 'bout 8th & Ocean? Hmmmm...ok. There's got to still be some people who watch Real World, right? Not in your mid 20s, huh? Ok...point taken.
-One of my most favorite Friday night activities is popping open a couple bottles of red wine, playing rummy, and listening to Heart's Greatest Hits on repeat. Loud.
-I own the first season of The OC on DVD, and watch it regularly. I still stand by season one of that show...the other 2, not so good.
-When I was in grade school, I wrote a letter to Hulk Hogan when he was in the hospital.
-I love Gmail chat. A lot.
-At least once a day I leave a room with my right arm raised saying "Rock and Roll!"
-6 months ago, I bought an Atari
More lameness to come...I'm sure this is only the tip of the iceberg.
Embrace your own lameness in the comments!
posted by philthy @ 9:03 AM
4 Comments:
As I read this post, I kept hoping that it was superfun who was writing this stuff.....nope, it was Philthy.
wrote a letter to Hogan? Is that when he got attacked by Ric Flair and his neck was broken, before he became evil Hollywood Hogan?
not that I know anything about that... nope.
Wow. Kelly Clarkson, eh? That must have been hard to admit.
Lame on!
"I own the first season of The OC on DVD"
Don't call it that.
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