Monday, March 27, 2006

I've made a mistake

I know, you're shocked. I've made two horrible mistakes this evening.

First, I have sales training for the next three days with a few coworkers, my boss, and several strangers. In order to prepare for this event, I ate a gianormous bowl of chili for dinner. The perfect follow-up to a long weekend of constant eating and drinking while visiting friends in Seattle. My bowels will be punishing me tomorrow.

Secondly, and far more worse than the first, I watched Sharon Stone on David Letterman tonight. (I know, I'm a glutton for punishment) Either she was drunk on the show, or I was drunk watching it, but she made absolutely no sense...just saying words with no logic or resolution. Several times (I counted 4) Dave remarked, "Not where I was going, but ok" or something to that effect. She was on the show to promote the new movie "Basic Instinct 2" where she plays a sexually charged, crazy woman. It must have been a big stretch as an actor.

I don't know which hurts worse right now, my stomach or my brain.

2 Comments:

At 3/28/2006 12:24 PM, Blogger Oneway the Herald said...

Sharon Stone is everything wrong with womanhood.

 
At 4/05/2006 8:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why does there have to be anything "wrong" with womanhood? who is the face of "wrong" manhood?

 

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