Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood
I've done my fair share of traveling in the past year and there is a trend that I'm starting to notice around the country: All the weirdos are hanging out at Applebees.
I've posted before about my strange observations and your favorite neighborhood bar and grill.
Today everything I noticed at the Burlington, Iowa Applebees was in written form.
First: I noticed a jacket that said "A 2 Z Taxidermy." What this says to me is that they'll stuff anything that's dead. From Armadillos to Zamboni Drivers.
Second: While going to the bathroom to wash my hands before enjoying my delicious Bourbon Street Steak there was a sign posted that said "Please wash hands in sink only." The fact that they even had to post that sign only confirms my previous thoughts on the Iowanese.
Third: Just before I left, a rather large man came in wearing a T-shirt that said "Wanna buy my baby?" with an arrow pointing to what I can only hope was intended to point at his protruding stomach. So if anyone wants a fetus...I've got one on order.
Bon Appetit!
posted by philthy @ 8:12 PM
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That was some tricky spam that got through, huh?
Bourbon Street Steak = best meal under $13 available at a chain-restaurant.
Beer battered fried shrimp at Cheddars. $9.99. Best meal under $10 available at a chain-resaurant.
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