there has to be some reason this person exists, if it's only to piss me off
So tonight at dinner at this bar in Michigan I was sitting across from 2 people I can only describe as full time academics. Here is a list of their ridiculous qualities:
-both had goatees
-both were wearing performance fleeces
-both were wearing thick, dark-rimmed eyeglasses
-one also had a beret and was smoking a pipe
-the other had a back pack with 2 buttons on it, 1.PETA 2.Hillary in 2008
-conversation centered around 18th century literature and the high school theatre productions they starred in.
-one kept referring to the waiter as "my good man" Example "Thanks for the beer my good man."
What a couple of wanks
posted by philthy @ 8:12 PM
1 Comments:
That pic is scary, bro. This blog should be rated R for putting that pic up.
The only problem I have with the notion of cutting gov. funding to universities is all of the homeless academics we'd have. And there's nothing worse than a homeless guy who has all the answers in the world.
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