Airing my Philthy Laundry

The problem with having a hotel suite with furnished dishes and glasses

So the problem with having a hotel suite with furnished dishes and glasses is that ultimately you are going to drop one of those glasses on the tile floor near the refrigerator and it will shatter, especially if you're clumsy like yours truly. And since your hotel suite doesn't come with a broom, you're forced to pick up as much of the pieces of glass with your stubby little fingers. Of course you could call the front desk to bring a broom up to your room, but then you'd be forced to put on pants, and if you're like me, you're way to lazy for that. Since your stubby little fingers are still to big to pick up the tiny shards of glass that are scattered everywhere, (and you don't have a broom because you don't want to put on pants) you take the bath towels out of the bathroom and spread them out all over the floor so you don't cut your feet on the shards of glass scattered everywhere. Then, the next morning you have to dry off with hand towels, which is both impractical and ridiculous.

I guess this post should be re-titled "The problem with having a hotel suite with furnished dishes and glasses when you're both clumsy, and too lazy to put on pants"

posted by philthy @ 9:30 PM