Where the hell am I?
I'm in Southern Illinois...so I guess I know where I am physically, but in terms of a normal society, I'm way off the map.Maybe I've been urbanized by my years in the city, but this place is creeping me out.
First, on my drive in, I saw a dead deer on the highway...not a big occurrence right? Except this deer was not a deer, but "parts" of a deer...like the head and guts. Apparently the person who hit it, decided "Well I guess I better take this home before it gets cold."
Next, the office I'm working at is very...uh...retro in it's appearance. It's covered in wood paneling and bright red, lime green, and gold shag carpeting. I think it's giving me a seizure. Or maybe I'm just feeling woozy because this is the only office in America that still allows smoking! Which by the way, I'm pretty sure is illegal.
I'm half expecting this to be some sort of Halloween thing and tomorrow I'm going to wake up in a normal place...but I'm not holding my breath.
posted by philthy @ 7:19 PM
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and it continues...today I ate lunch with the gossip queen of Southeastern Illinois. And one of the business owners I talked to today told me all about his hemorrhoids
i worked in an office that you could smoke in during my college break at "artworks" in cincinnati- those artsy people love their cigs..... i just had to join in. soon there became a fake wall between the section of people that smoked and the ones that didn't- like a resytaurant. weird.
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