The Highest Man in the Land
With the passing of Chief Justice Rehnquist, I've decided that I am the perfect candidate to succeed him. Here's just a brief list of my qualifications.1. I watch A LOT of Law & Order, so I've definitely learned how to handle myself in a courtroom
2. I have a friend in law school, so anything I don't know, he can tell me.
3. I look really good in black, and I've already sewn the yellow lines on the sleeves of my college graduation robe
4. I totally had Clarence Thomas's back during that whole Anita Hill thing.
5. I'm a big fan of that type of job security
6. I'm always right
If you need more reasons, I'm sure my campaign manager, Shablizz, will be happy to talk to you. You can reach him late nights on Power 92, Number One in the Streets!
posted by philthy @ 11:40 AM
2 Comments:
Phil, instead of taking Rehnquist's place, I'd rather you take over for Breyer, Souter, or preferably Ms. ACLU herself, Ginsberg. You'd do a much better job than any of those clowns. Do you think you could hook that up?
Teresa
Talked to George about the possibilities. If not for your extensive criminal record, you'd be at the top of the list.
hildago
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