What if...
When I was in college, I used to play this game with some of my friends called "Would You Rather." I'm sure everyone had their own variations of this game with questions like "Would you rather be deaf or blind?" "Would you rather drink water from a toilet or warm, curdled milk?" "Would you rather eat poo or a human lung?"You know, typical questions you ask yourself everyday.
This game would ultimately end up mutating itself into "Who do you like better?" where we would pit our mutual friends against each other.
So I've decided to have our own version of this game on Philthy Laundry using celebrities that we all know and loathe.
So, what if you had to spend 24 hours in a room with one of the following three Mikes. Who would you choose?
Mike Tyson
Michael Jackson?
or Michael Moore?
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
posted by philthy @ 6:09 PM
8 Comments:
Michael Jackson.
Tyson has no intellect.
Moore is intellectually dishonest.
Jackson has a perverted intellect, but at least he would be an interesting psychological study.
Moore. He's a talented film-maker.
Tyson would touch me.
So would Jackson.
Wait...
Can I pick Tyson AND Jackson, afterall?
Wow, that's tough.
Tyson would rape me, so he's out.
Moore is a lying, egotistical, maniacal, perverted, intellectually dishonest, deceitful anti-American scumbag.
When it comes to Michael Jackson, I’m not a little boy, so I’d probably be safest with him, though he might try to impregnate me with a child to be called something like “pillow,” “quilt,” or “fitted sheet.”
~Teresa
I would go with Moore. Although possibly deceitful at times, I think he's easily the most intelligent of the three. The conversation would be the best.
Theresa, I think maybe your description of Moore would give you a good reason to want to spend some time with him.
Easy. Mike Tyson is a fascinating man. He has done foolish things, but I'll never forget when he admitted in an interview that he "had a fractured soul". I wish someone would of told him who Jesus is right then.
>> I think maybe your description of Moore would give you a good reason to want to spend some time with him.<<
Not necessarily. If his heart is too hard, it would be torture to listen to his crap without the hope of change. "Leave the presence of a fool, or you will not discern words of knowledge." (Proverbs 14:7)
tyson so i could bite him back
Good points, Oneway, and I totally agree that is a possibility. I can't claim to know Moore's heart, so it might take a short bit of time with him to discover the possibility that his heart may be hardened to the point of no return. The decription was quite harsh for a man that we hardly know.
I was going to say that it would be hard to discern knowledge from Tyson, but since you provided that quote, I simply can't!
10 years ago, it would be Jackson hands down. Well, hopefully the hands wouldn't be too far down.
i will go with Moore too. he is the only one not to be formally accused of a criminal offense. that has to be worth something.
tyson is a close second though. i spent some of the weekend watching some of his early fights on espn classic. simply amazing. he knocked out (estimation) 14 of his first 20 opponents in the first round. crazy!
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