The way to earn a big tip
I just got done eating at a Ruby Tuesday's in Oswego, NY and after my succulent rib dinner I order a cup of coffee. My African-American and very hot waitress asks me if I want cream, to which I reply "No, black's the way to go" To which she replies, "You better believe it!" and gives me a little wink.
If it were up to me, we'd be planning a Fall 2006 wedding.
posted by philthy @ 7:53 PM
3 Comments:
I'm glad you were thinking marriage as opposed to leaving a string of bastard children in your wake across America.
That was so smooth. The perfect pick-up for all black waitresses in your future paths. Now you know
I actually like cream in my coffee... but I would have choked down unsweetened, uncreamed coffee just to get that little wink. Good work.
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