Heebie Jeebies
I was kind of creeped out today. At Applebee's for dinner, there was this older guy sitting with a bunch of guys in their mid 20s. This guy was wearing bright yellow running shorts, and I noticed that his legs were very tan, and were shaved. I'm really freaked out by men that shave their legs. The only time I think this is acceptable is if you are an olympic swimmer. If you are a competitive swimmer, but not in the olympics, it's still wrong, don't do it, at least not if you're around me.Also, my waiter tonight creeped me out. Nice kid, good service, but he was really short. I'm usually ok with short people, but this guy was remarkably short, we're talkin 5'1'' tops. But what really gets me is that I LOVE midgets! I mean really love them. Everytime I see one on TV, or in real life for that matter, I giggle like a four year old. So there's something about a man that's the 4'9''-5'3'' range that really freaks me out.
Thus concludes the "Things that freaked me out today" post.
On a side note, in an effort to be more and more like Jeremiah Cox, I have changed my blog template. I'm also looking to acquire a hot wife, guitarring skills, and a leather wrist cuff. Let me know what you think.
posted by philthy @ 10:25 PM
5 Comments:
Phil,
I can work with you on the leather wrist cuff and hot wife.
Leather wrist cuffs can be bought in stores.
My wife has a lot of hot friends.
Guitar skillz?
I can't help you, but you can buy the Esteban guitar program off of the Home Shopping Network.
Phil, earlier this week you told me that you shave your entire body in the morning. Now it freaks you out. What gives?
I'm not sure about the leather wrist cuff on you Phil. Maybe a studded black leather collar. It would look nice with your eyes.
Teresa
of course it didn't, I sold you that monitor...it's indestructable
Phil, for some reason I have a fragmented mental reminder to check out the Zutons that has been forced into the foreground of my mind by your Band of the Week sidebar. Will I hate them?
ps Mandolin likes Buble', she let me listen, and he is pretty smooth
i don't think you'll hate them...you may not love them, but i think you'll appreciate the music.
The best way to describe them is a alternative/jazz/folk. They're eclectic.
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