Hit me baby one more time!
Well folks, today is indeed a special day. As I'm sure most of you have heard, my dear friend Britney Spears has announced that she is in fact pregnant with her first child. Britney has been a long time reader of "Philthy Laundry" and thus has given us the pleasure of picking a name for her new offspring.We're not sure if it's a boy or a girl, so let's come up with names for each situation.
I am truly honored to have this responsibility, as I'm sure you are as well.
Here are some names that I came up with:
Boy names:
Jason Alexander Spears-Federline (after her first husband)
Jack Daniels Spears-Federline (who was present at conception)
Timber Crockett Spears-Federline (very woodsy)
Girl names:
Urchin Breeze Spears-Federline (Oceany)
Madonna Christina Spears-Federline (to remember the infamous 3-way)
Kabbalah Kabbalah Spears-Federline (good enough to say twice)
Let's get the list going to help out good ol' Brit!
posted by philthy @ 8:56 PM
4 Comments:
great ideas, let's keep em comin people
we've only got 5 months before this demon child is born
How about Noooooooooo! Spears Federline. The appeal being the exclamation point as a cooky touch that I'm jsut waiting for a celebrity to try, and the Noooooooo being a tribute to thoughts of thinking people everywhere on hearing that Britney Spears was allowed to pass on half her genetic self to someone else.
Bonus: it's androgynous.
Second choice: Poor Baby Federline Spears. Can you imagine if Britney Spears was your mother for your whole life? That's quite the handicap.
Dick Cheney Spears-Federline
historectomy spears federline
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