Airing my Philthy Laundry

Word's of Wisdom, Volume 1

I've decided to share some of my wisdom with the world through special posts entiled "Words of Wisdom." Volume One describes ways to make an uncomfortable situation better.

-The easiest way to recover from an awkward comment or situation is to immediately smell the person next to you.

-Faking Tourette's Syndrome is the most effective way to get out of a conversation you didn't want to start in the first place.

-If you tell a joke that no one laughs at, if you laugh really, really hard at yourself, eventually those people will start laughing.

-If you've recently had an altercation with someone, and the fight or flight instict kicks in, it's better to utilize a delicate combination of the two, by slapping the person and running away.

-I think it's always the best bet to own up to the not so smelly farts, that way when you fart and it's really bad, you can say "It isn't me, I always claim mine!"

-When someone takes your sarcasm seriously, it's best to just pretend that you were serious. This will lower that person's self esteem so much that eventually they will become a shut-in and you won't have to deal with this person who can't take a joke.

That's all for now
This is Shablizz signing off

posted by philthy @ 4:05 PM