Airing my Philthy Laundry

Cheers and Jeers

This is the time where I comment on things that are making me happy or annoyed. (note, more things annoy me than make me happy, thus the Jeers section will be considerably longer)

Cheers:
-Puppies
-springtime
-Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls (you know the one's in the can...so good)

Jeers:
-I bought stamps the other day out of a vending machine and the change i received was the Sacajawea dollar coin. Why does this thing exist? Is there a group of people out there that need the annoyance of these coins? You try to spend them and the cashier looks at you like you're the one with the 8th grade education. And I wouldn't mind if I only received one of these, but i got 5, 5! And on top of that I got one of those old school Susan B Anthony dollars as well, I mean kick a guy while he's down, why don't ya!

-Who ever invented the rolling luggage: Genius! Whoever took that idea and applied it to backpacks and briefcases: IDIOT! You don't know how many times I've been behind one of these morons rolling their briefcase around like it weighs more than 7 pounds. PICK IT UP...JUST PICK IT UP!!!!

-People who talk about how sore they are in the morning because of the working out they did the night before. My theory is that they are not making conversation, but in fact rubbing it in your face that they worked out last night, and you did nothing. This is usually how the conversation goes:
Work out guy: "Man, I'm so sore today"
Unsuspecting friend: "Really, Why?"
Work out guy: "Dude, I did so many reps last night I thought my face was gonna fall off. I mean it's awesome that I'm this buff, but man does it hurt."
Now Annoyed Friend: "Well at least now people won't think you're gay...oh wait..."

-I really hate it when people say "you too" in response to anything. Example: "Hey Steve, have a nice vacation" "Oh you too!" I admit, I do this too, but it's still annoying

-How come the only time you see the really hot girl that lives in the apartment above you is when you haven't showered, you're wearing an old t-shirt with a giant stain on it, and you're taking out the 6 weeks worth of garbage you've accumulated from your laziness?

That's all for now, I sure do hope see some puppies soon, or else this week's going to suck.

posted by philthy @ 10:38 AM