Impossible to look straight...
So while driving home from work today, i saw something that made me think (hardly ever happens, so you can imagine why it's important enough for you to continue reading)At a stoplight, I see a very tall, very muscular, very manly looking black man crossing the street. Now normally I wouldn't have stopped singing "Afternoon Delight" long enough to even notice him. But today, this manly man was walking a white poodle wearing a pink sweater and a ribbon in it's hair. I did a double take in disbelief..."THIS GUY, walking a POODLE??? He must be gay!" And then it hit me...it's just impossible to look straight while doing certain activities, no matter how "straight" one looks.
So here is a brief list of activites that it's impossible to look straight while doing.
- drinking out of a straw
- drinking out of a martini glass (even James Bond looks fruity)
- jumping over a puddle
- squats
- yoga
- fixing your hair in a car mirror
- eating a chocolate covered frozen banana
- jumping and clapping simultaneously
- checking out your butt in jeans in one of those 3-way mirrors
- sewing on a button
- the macarana
- voting for the next "American Idol"
Additions are encouraged. If you disagree with one of the aforementioned activites, send me a picture of someone looking straight while doing it and I'll display it.
posted by philthy @ 7:44 PM
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brilliant list, Shablizz
Phil, that is an inspiring and thought-provoking list. What about when white people try to 'raise the roof.' That's pretty gay looking, I must say. Also, thanks for the "hot spot in cyberspace' link. You of course have made the teef links on my page as well. Keep up the good work, you brilliant philosopher
And don't forget the british Aristocracy. I mean, how can you possibly say something like, "Oh, I say..." or, "chap" and not look gay?
Oh Phil how you make me laugh!
Teresa
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